Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass 

While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"

Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass by Eldritch September 25, 2003

Hairy Potter 

an intimate region thoroughly covered in hair.

"I heard she has a really hairy potter"

Hairy Potter by absquatch September 16, 2003

Tom Hardy 

A British actor who is also the leader of the Church of the Palm, known as the king of palms his followers are considered the "Sexually Frustrated Palm Cult", Established in 2011.

Q: Who is Tom Hardy?
A:Tom Hardy is the king of palms.

Tom Hardy by Bryce Howard January 7, 2012

hairy mosquito eyes 

When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.

That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.

hairy mosquito eyes by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

hairy pie 

Another term for a woman's vagina.

Checkout the hairy pie on that girl.

hairy pie by james nguyen May 21, 2008

Hairy axe wound 

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.

I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

-or-

Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?

Hairy axe wound by Sparky897 December 22, 2003

Jeff Hardy 

Jeff Hardy... The hottest, Sexiest, Craziest, badassed, mother fucker ever. You people that think he is Shit need to fucking get a fucking life! you fuckers sux.. Man you all nedd to Just FUCKING DIE... and you too matt! But anyways. I love you so ficking much Jeff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Man Beth is the luckiest chick ever.....

WWE... Is notten with out you

Jeff Hardy by Jeff Hardy lover! February 22, 2004