Dick or GTFO 

Opposite of 'tits or GTFO.'

Anon: Dear /b/, I tell you that I love you and that your the only one for me...What do you do??

Anon: Dick or GTFO

Dick or GTFO by princess_ashes January 16, 2009

air dick 

hand gesture formed by placing the hand palm up with the thumb and fingers bent as though holding a cylindrical object (such as a dick). Generally the "air dick" is pointed at the mouth of a person. Ideally this is done while the person is yawning chewing or slurping.

noun - Bob was yawning and I gave him the air dick.

verb- as Bob was yawning I air dicked him.

air dick by warrant court February 23, 2008

garbage dick 

Garbage dick is a name you call someone who will fuck anything with 2 legs and a pulse. He has no standards and it will be apparent after you see the nasty bitches that he's hooked up with.

Brian: "Did you see that hot piece of ass I just got with?"

Justin: "Damn dude, I think that girl was passed out...and 16...and part monkey...you're such a garbage dick"

Brian: "I know, I'm the man!"

garbage dick by Justin Jones August 31, 2008

Baby Dick Syndrome

The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.

Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome

Baby Dick Syndrome by safehammer November 29, 2006

Dick Face 

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

Dick Face by Ms Sweets February 5, 2010

small dick energy 

When someone has a small dick and tries to compensate with a massive ego

Man Rico is such an asshole, he has small dick energy

small dick energy by GusTheGhoul3000 September 30, 2019

chinese dick 

Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.

Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's

5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's

6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.

chinese dick by Doctor Paul Lennon October 17, 2010