Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

Baked Bean Bullshit by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Red Bean Rocket

The sexual act of inserting a twizzler or liquorice into a woman's annus and having her pushing it out into the tip of the male penis

Hey baby I got some red vines want to get freaky and do the red bean rocket

Red Bean Rocket by Moonshot November 7, 2025

GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN

ITS NICHE GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN.

A: Bro why are you never getting on the game.
B: GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN IM ALWAYS ON

GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN by CreeperMonkey January 1, 2026

Hole Bean Brew

The pouring of lukewarm brewed coffee between the cheeks of a woman’s booty. (Starting at the Coccyx) The coffee will gently pass over the booty hole and superficially in and around the vagina. Dripping into a mug of your choice.

“Hey babe, how about some Hole Bean Brew to start your day?”

Hole Bean Brew by Levl7 January 29, 2026

Half Bean Brew

Much like the Hole Bean Brew, the Half Bean Brew begins at the back of the Vagina (closest to the booty hole) Lukewarm coffee is poured and superficially passes in and around the length of the vagina and dripping into a mug of your choice.

Female- “Would you like something from Starbucks?”
Male- I’d rather have some Half Bean Brew, if you’re good for that?”
Female- “Yeah, that works.”

Half Bean Brew by Levl7 January 29, 2026

Flicking Bean The Long Way

Another way of saying waxing pole, choking the chicken, cranking hog, or spanking your monkey. AKA masturbating

I walk into a sperm bank for some extra money, all I gotta do is start Flicking Bean The Long Way!

Flicking Bean The Long Way by #LOCKEDIN March 2, 2026

Ruby/Bean

Kindest, most amazing, gorgeous, beautiful, cutest, and prettiest woman of all time

person: your so ruby/bean
person 2: awww thank you

Ruby/Bean by celestialalpha March 14, 2026