two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
Get the two whole beers that nightmug. When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.
by Fhsbdndhdbdndj December 11, 2018
Get the Thursday night steakmug. Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.
Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!
by Senator Foreskin February 17, 2023
Get the Friday Night Fruitbowlmug. That decisive moment on a dance floor when you choose a substance to consume that will carry you to the end of the party.
by scottvalentinewastaken June 17, 2021
Get the Soup of the nightmug. by Teddyandme September 9, 2020
Get the Night dreamingmug. 
