Penis Empathy

Where a woman or other person without a penis understands the pain a man goes through when he gets hit in the junk, or has otherwise painful experiences related to his private square.

Man, I feel some real penis empathy for that guy who just got a tattoo on his dick. That's gonna hurt for months.

by decoyjayman July 13, 2012

minty penis

What your penis feels like after your woman eats a bunch of mints before blowing you.

Girl: Minty penis?
Guy: Yes please!

by gsyn June 23, 2011

Dylan’s penis

Absolute schlong nobody can come pair to the girth and length of his horse cock

Dylan’s penis is massive

by Jeff Lundy December 2, 2020

Penis Powow

(Adj.) - Describes a gathering of guys who act in a gay way.

I left before that party became a penis powow.

by DC Reed May 27, 2003

peanutbutter penis

When you slather peanutbutter all over your throbbing penis and let your dog lick it off.

"Hey man wanna try a Peanutbutter penis"?

by Thisone134 January 2, 2009

Small Penis

What You Have.

ayy girl i have a small penis

by el ohssa June 27, 2017

puppetry of the penis

A show in which males perform 'penile trickery' on stage in front of an audience comprised of laughing males and shocked females.

"Have you seen puupetry of the penis?"
"Yeah. I copied the 'wristwatch' and did it in front of some ladies."

by Diego August 21, 2003