money

something that grows on trees

drop some money dropping all that money

by lunapuma December 9, 2021

Money

Currency used by specific governments to use for the sell and distribution of goods. Money is very delicious and tastes like cranberry sauce.

A: Hey, Bill?
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.

by DaNoobKing February 14, 2024

money dysmorphia

A sibling of the term “body dysmorphia,” money dysmorphia refers to people who have a distorted view of their own financial well-being and security. It can lead to overspending to compensate for missing out, obsessively checking the balance in their bank accounts, or hoarding wealth and not doing anything with it.

multiple friends are in Thailand and Southeast Asia for spring break according to instagram and it triggered my money dysmorphia. Meanwhile I can barely afford a Pad Thai

by Sickomonster April 16, 2025

max money

A short ginger kid who claims to be Ed Sheeran

“max money always talks about being Ed Sheeran”

by The duck overlord February 3, 2024

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Nose money

A term described about money or money-making involved with crack cocaine. If a drug dealer got rich off of selling coke for example, That is all nose money. Sometimes used in rap.

"With all that nose money, You lucky you ain't in jail Blood!"
"I'm just servin' the streets dawg... Once it's sold it ain't my crack no more."

by TheFactMFnokap1 April 14, 2022

E Money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into your Christmas sock, and proceeding to play tug of war with the Sock and a chihuahua

I just got back from doing the E Money Dangle man you missed out

by Nickles8 July 12, 2025