Greasy John

Another meaning of a handjob

"Cori gave Katelyn a Greasy John."

by cranberry period jewce June 2, 2015

John Ritter

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

john kerry

when a selfish guy nominates himself for a purple heart when his wound is a little scratch

i wanted 2 be considered a war hero

so i pulled a john kerry

by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

by Rob August 18, 2006

John Cena

A pro-wrestler(currently for monday night raw). Debuted back in 2002 in smackdown and nearly beat kurt angle. He's been a world tag champion, wwe champion, world heavyweight, and u.s. champion. He's starred in the marine and Has a movie coming up called "12 rounds". A class act who dosen't deserve the same old shit he gets from these so called bandwagon "haters". Some people don't understand its just for entairtainment yet people take a scripted show so damn seriously. He's also a rapper and debuted his solo album "You can't see me".

John Cena- Pro wrestler, actor, rapper

by wweman February 16, 2009

John Cena

Is the sexiest man alive. (: He is a WWE superstar and also a rapper. I'd definetly tap that<3 Ha.

John Cena is the TRUE WWE Champion.

by BAMM February 25, 2008

the lil john

the 'little' or lil john: (verb) is a reaction to a sexual act in which you have someone bent over, and you "accidentally" slip it into the rectal region.

The lil john is an act in which you, "accidentally" slip something into the rectal region. The person who is on the receiving end instantly screams, "YEAH", then turns around quickly and looks at the other person and says, "WHAT"...a few seconds go by and then they say "OK"

by lil tickle barbie March 15, 2009