jack into the Matrix

Sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth?

Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.

by Led Zeppole November 3, 2003

jack mama

a close relative of Joe Mama

-knock, knock
-who's there?
-jack
-jack who?
-jack mama

by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

Jack Black

Used in the early 1800's it was the the act of hanging a slave by a car jack.

Damn Billy Jack Blacked the nigger last night.

by PlantationOwner39 January 3, 2010

dirty jack

When during sex the man is as stupid as simple jack and just keeps screaming you m-m-m-m-m-m make me happy and the girl just says you have a fine brain jack!

Guy: you m-m-m-m make me happy

Girl: ohhh you dirty jack

by Havemenot December 21, 2013

jacked off

when a guy is really hard over a girl and is leaking sperm

he was so jacked off his pants were soaked and you could seehis dick

by lol December 3, 2003

jack black

the only gay eskimo that's trying to watch his figure by ordering only four chicken mcnuggets instead of six while playing a one note song and eating a junior western bacon chee.

Jack Black is probably the most inspirational and talented fat singer/guitarist/actor I know (and trust me, I know plenty).

by Rich Headley April 17, 2006

Jack Dawson

Jack Dawson is a strong sexy man. He has sex every night. His penis is 1-foot long. He is good at video games and sports. He is a straight a student, and he has never failed a class.

Jack Dawson is amazing

by ABBY Scott!!! June 13, 2018