Cat Nap

A short nap...during which feline fecal matter is smeared across an enemy's face to resemble cat whiskers.

While Aidan was napping, Nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman Meow Zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap.

by Derrick Submarine January 6, 2011

waffle cat

a very nice little cat in the ginger shade of waffle

that waffle cat is sooooo fluffy and nice

by elijah.wright November 14, 2017

Flossing the cat

When you accidentally put your thong on backwards

I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.

by Catdentist69 November 8, 2018

Alarm Cat

Early in the morning, around sunrise, the lovely little fur-ball that slept by you night decides to get up. She trots over to her bowl, which is empty ... Then, she comes back into the bedroom and meows at the top of her lungs - for the sole purpose of waking your lazy butt up to get her something to eat!

Diane: I am so tired. My Alarm Cat went off at 6am today! I have to start feeding that cat at night.

by Diba Diane February 8, 2010

CAT BURGLAR

A person that goes around and steals catalytic converters. Usually at night and most of the time undetected.

I got in my car this morning and discovered some cat burglar stole my catalytic converter (CAT). (From experience!).

Most shops refer to catalytic converters as a "CAT" , abbreviated name.

by CWFF September 14, 2020

Pet Cat

A term used by NFL draft analysts to describe a player that will be overlooked by many but will highly exceed their draft position.

My pet cat this year is (instert name) I think with the last pick in round 6 he's going to be the next Tom Brady!

by Irish3721 August 30, 2018

cat shaving

V: shaving a female's pubic hair; N: the remains from shaving a female's pubic hair.

She was into the idea of some cat shaving, since I wouldn't go down on her with a redwood forest to chew through.

by Desperado1978 February 23, 2014