by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.
In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

by crystal23 October 12, 2019

When a marple girl is to ugly to pull marple guys, she has to go to a different school to get a boyfriend.
by Beat girls December 31, 2021

by Minx2014 November 10, 2022

Disorder in which you are physically above elliot in any and every situation no matter the reason or cause
Gabe- "i love you"
Elliot- "I love you more"
Gabe- "no you don't because I have 'Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome'"
Elliot- "I love you more"
Gabe- "no you don't because I have 'Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome'"
by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024
