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Eat Beat Sleep

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.
by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024
mugGet the Eat Beat Sleepmug.
Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
mugGet the Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never foughtmug.

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
mugGet the beat meat to itmug.

Beats

Damn I love listening to beats on Traktrain.
by crystal23 October 12, 2019
mugGet the Beatsmug.

Beat marple girl syndrome

When a marple girl is to ugly to pull marple guys, she has to go to a different school to get a boyfriend.
Damn, she got with that guy from haverford, she must have beat marple girl syndrome.
by Beat girls December 31, 2021
mugGet the Beat marple girl syndromemug.

Ajax beat

When a Lucios beat is cancelled before it can be cast
That’s the 3rd Ajax beat this game

I can’t believe mylos beat was ajaxed again
by Minx2014 November 10, 2022
mugGet the Ajax beatmug.
Disorder in which you are physically above elliot in any and every situation no matter the reason or cause
Gabe- "i love you"
Elliot- "I love you more"
Gabe- "no you don't because I have 'Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome'"
by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024
mugGet the Elliot stinks so I beat them syndromemug.

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