bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018

banged me a turkey sandwich

When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.

He really banged me a turkey sandwich last night!

by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017

Bang a gong

Literally punching about, going crazy, doing crazy things, hitting on a girl

Tommy it's high time you bang a gong

by bali July 13, 2021

bang man

When you help get somebody laid.

Anjelica: Hey Noah, there's this guy named Miles that I really like. Do you think you could help me out and be my bang man?

Noah: I guess so, ass hat.

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

Bama Bangs

The Northern term for a preppy brushed haircut.

When we went to Ann Arbor people kept calling our hair Bama Bangs, but everybody there has yankee hair.

by xowe March 31, 2019

bang the tree

to partake in marijuana usage

yo jaysler, ill catch you later im finna go bang the tree

by swagboii_63 April 19, 2024

bang to this

Do you fuck with this? Or I like it.

Being defined. Do you bang to thisshit, music, movie, clothes line etr.

by Thugger slang August 3, 2017