mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 27, 2014

Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014

seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple

I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.

by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014

Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.

by SolidLiquidSolidusNakedVenom June 23, 2014

lukeachu choo train

Awkward tall yet cute dork. Wears old worn out shoes.

"Wow hes such a lukeachu choo train"
"Wtf is a lukeachu choo train?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary or something i dont know"

by Captain america socks July 29, 2016

european chu chu train

It is when a girl flexes her asshole open and a guy blows weed smoke into her asshole. And clenches her asshole tight. While peeing in her vagina then fucking her until she orgasms then having the man's pee and the weed smoke blast out as she orgasms.

I wanna give you a European chu chu train.

by Pendulum dick June 14, 2016

Coal Powered Train

It means you need and energy booster or some sort (Gatorade, pills, etc) power you have sex or you'll be to tired, or "weakened" easily.

"Your boyfriend is a real Coal Powered Train."
I know right, he just keeps "chugging" along."

by Chuga chuga chuie June 5, 2016