meat streakin'

fucking a woman w/o a condom usually in the cootch.

yo', home ray wuz meat streakin' with the nu gurl. he hadnt aughta ask whu she b baggin recent furst.

by heizmo December 6, 2005

meat curtains

Also known as "beef curtains", "beef curtains" or "chicken bits"

"When we went back to hers, I was so up for it, until I saw those beef curtains!"

by Gem April 25, 2005

meat cookie

a really thick penis, not nessarily long but wide and round

"my dicks' not the 18 inch monster, but its volume is the same."

"my cock isnt a meat stick, its a meat cookie"

18(pi * 3"^2) meat stick= my dick 6(pi * 8"^2) mathematically

by SmG6 March 2, 2007

Meat Curtains

A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Damn, that girls had it so many times she got meat curtains, I wouldn't hit that for nothing man.

by King February 10, 2003

meat cave

a vagina

I stuck in her meat cave

by meat cave monkey April 20, 2011

meat stogie

Another name for a penis, dick, cock, or johnson.

Hey dogg how would you like to smoke this big ol' meat stogie.

by Jesse Rothert December 28, 2007

meat lettuce

Another name for a ladies kebab.

Jesus Dave, I went down on Felicity last night and got a mouth full of meat lettuce.

by Doctor Woodman August 9, 2006