fucktard piss-faggoting

Verb intransitive
When an old person tries to impress the younger generation by trying to talk leetspeak and dressing in jeans so he can hang out with young dudes.

The effort to look cool has the reverse appearance.
It is especially prevalent amongst Anonymous members where you can tell the 50+ pervert by the way he speaks / posts

Example
We were trolling some oldfags when a dude in a monk's robe came up and started fucktard piss-faggoting with the cops and we were all like, "Who invited the retarded yoda?"

by Rainbow Clown August 22, 2011

Shit piss drunk

So drunk that you shit and piss yourself

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk

by MZ2842 August 31, 2013

Piss Drunk

Mixing urine with alcohol and becoming intoxicated from the mixture.

Justin's friend just got back from Scotland and brought a bottle of whiskey with him. He pissed in a cup and added whiskey. He got piss drunk, and tripped over a mail bin, smashed his cup into a filing cabinet, and then fell hard to the floor!

by ProfanityPHD September 18, 2013

Pissing In The Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your mates who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.

Joe Nana: Oi stop pissing in the orange juice!
Chris Peacock: Stop drinking it then!

by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021

Chief Sits to Piss

A phrase used to describe a person who is acting in a cowardly manner.

Chief Sits to Piss refuses to take part in the band reunion because she is afraid she forgets how to play the recorder.

by Llamawebster January 16, 2022

Piss spaghetti wanker

The pick me girl that is partners with you in science, and don't let you do anything and then you fuck up. (They hate science too)

That chavvy cunt is a right piss spaghetti wanker in it

by @mikelovesmichaelsheen July 31, 2021

High dollar piss

Beer of average quality.

Go grab some high dollar piss at the chevron.

by Wade, MD. September 21, 2023