John Amina

John & Amina haven‘t met each other yet. Even though they find each other very attractive an alluring, they additionally understand and respect each other very much. They know in their hearts that they‘re going to meet each other some day. But until then their souls and … drive are connected and wait for that day. John is that type of man that everybody wants. All the girls are after him and Don John knows that. They all text him, love him and run after him like the obsessed girls in the music video ,,Per Ty“ (Mozzik, Nimo, Dardan). But Amina is nothing like that (yes she is, but pretends not to be lol). And that was it. John knew from the beginning that Amina was something special. They quickly connected and became ummm… friends. Who knows, maybe some day that state of relationship will add a plus (+) at the end? Only fate knows if John & Amina will have a lot of fun and tempting things they can do. But until then, stay tuned to see if this special thing will happen

John Amina: a mysterious story that may end in an affair

John: Oohh spo tam sheli po po ta qeli
Amina: ta ha zemren
John: ta ha pi….
Amina: hahaha hesht

by Funsjit November 23, 2021

Fat John

See definition for Gay John

by Vortex Residents April 22, 2003

John Ritter

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

Greasy John

Another meaning of a handjob

"Cori gave Katelyn a Greasy John."

by cranberry period jewce June 2, 2015

mixing the johns

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.

Mamas been mixing the johns again!

by Victor (Rotciv, El Conquistador!) and Alejandra (chewbacka) December 18, 2005

john kerry

when a selfish guy nominates himself for a purple heart when his wound is a little scratch

i wanted 2 be considered a war hero

so i pulled a john kerry

by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

by Rob August 18, 2006