Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

Deez nuts

aha got him!

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"deez nuts aha got him"

by Deez chesnuts April 14, 2016

deez nuts

a guys part but another name for it.

guess what came in the mail today ....... deez nuts .. got em

by meow loser August 27, 2016

Nut knockout

after Having sex and lying on a comfortable bed you just end up falling asleep

Damn baby that was some nut knockout type shit

by DarfleChorf September 22, 2019

Potato nut

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.

Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!

by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022

Nut Trap

Usually a voluptuous or larger then normal buttocks that is exceptionally soft and mailable. Having an incredibly tighter then average anus and tract that is so taught some peni can't enter. Along with the insulated extra body heat creates higher temperatures in the sphincter then normal. Making the perfect heaven for ejaculation of the penis, if you can last long enough to truly enjoy it, after probably struggling to break into it. Then it will work the most powerful nut out of you and lock it in to the last drop. With out even trying.

I was using this Thick hoe last night and they had me rolling in pleasure with their tight Nut Trap.

by Craigalotsirfuffel January 12, 2018

Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021