retarded monkey

Hands Down: Matt Dold.

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master

by -The Omega Master February 27, 2005

English-Monkey

A typical inhabitant of England that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short penises for the male, 2) facially typified by horribly deformed big noses, crooked teeth, and bad breath, 3)egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem due to their loss of empire and status, 4) often times drinking or drunk throughout the day, 5) males make up for their shortcomings by fighting in packs, See soccer houligans.

Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.

by jxyz777 July 3, 2006

Flying Monkey

A rabid right-wing reactionary, generally characterized by blind allegiance to the Republican party line, and consistant repetition of talking points from Fox News or Conservative radio hosts.

May also be referred to as a freeper, ditto-head, or ditto-monkey.

Can usually be found on www.freerepublic.com

The flying monkeys hate the New Deal and will do everything in their power to undermine it.

by X0X0 February 9, 2005

blowjob monkey

A monkey that gives blowjobs for crack.

Dude, don't be a blowjob monkey.

by Russ B-M February 13, 2006

fun monkey (aka front monkey)

fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006

Ass-Monkey

in my opinion an ass-monkey has not one but two definitions;
1.someone that follows someone else around and won't leave them alone.
2.a type of flea that hangs around in your arse hair.

" i have to go and feed the ass-monkeys that live in my arse with the dried shit that is incrusted in my arse pubes.""

by lee! November 23, 2003

The Monkey King

King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.

This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.

by The Monkey King September 20, 2003