spot job

When the old man is out of town and the little lady calls on an old bo for a quick boot knockin' session.

Tina called me to tell me her husband's out of town and now I got a spot job tonight.

by The Speedbag March 25, 2016

Pilot job

Getting slapped in the face by a helicopter dick.

Johnny was getting a blow job, but he decided to give her a pilot job instead.

by Smash78 January 15, 2016

saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....

Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.

by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017

Lob Job

A Lob Job is a sad handjob given behind the local red lobster.

"My side hustle is giving $20 Lob Jobs, eye contact is an extra $20"

by Tom mctommy Tom February 28, 2020

Do The Job

To lose a match or a game. This phrase originated in professional wrestling.

The winner of the NFC East will do the job in the first round of the playoffs

by TwinFami January 3, 2020

crimp job

When a girl gives you the handy j with the vice grip that could double as a wire crimper. Or a handy no with no lube

Damn girl quit squeezing so hard I didn't ask for a Crimp job

by Flex sexplex June 10, 2017

Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something

Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!

by Beethovena May 5, 2020