John Ivar

John Ivar is a boy who identifies as a fidget spinner. He likes roblox, minecraft and dabbing. He can also be called John Ivu, Ivu or Ivar. Hes often compared to John Cena snice they have very similar names. He's german and likes to point his arm up in the air, with a flat hand and scream: Heil Hi***r.

"HAHAHA! ... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN IVAR!" "come here ivuuuuu" "johnny ivuu" Oh look, its john ivar!"

by ImABeastAnonymous May 30, 2017

Fat John

See definition for Gay John

by Vortex Residents April 22, 2003

John Ritter

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

Greasy John

Another meaning of a handjob

"Cori gave Katelyn a Greasy John."

by cranberry period jewce June 2, 2015

mixing the johns

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.

Mamas been mixing the johns again!

by Victor (Rotciv, El Conquistador!) and Alejandra (chewbacka) December 18, 2005

john kerry

when a selfish guy nominates himself for a purple heart when his wound is a little scratch

i wanted 2 be considered a war hero

so i pulled a john kerry

by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

by Rob August 18, 2006