ice cream paint job

A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.

That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.

by RainbowRider May 09, 2010

and people in hell want ice water

a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.

Mommy": "And people in hell want ice water.

by chrisssythewhite April 02, 2011

new jersey iced tea

shit mix
the result of morning after drinking/party when the house looks like a shit tip and all that reminds is the last of the drinks from last night mixed togeather

typical in the manor
an alcholic cocktail, consisting of
jargermister
Jackdaniels
vodka
coke with a dash of lemon lime and cranberry

give me an new jersey iced tea,its dirrrty as fuck and you'll fuckin fat chicks in no time

by mark AJ June 26, 2007

pork-flavored dry ice cream

a phrase used to catch the attention of the relative of a member of NASA

Jen: "pork-flavored dry ice cream!"
Gage: *turns head* "oh hey Jen!"

by up_till_4/5am April 18, 2017

Ice Cream Paint Job

When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.

Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.

by KB1869 November 18, 2009

Shit sprinkle ice cream

A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.

Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.

by kneegerer January 11, 2021

Cream On The Chocolate Ice Cream

When Yall Having Anal and u pleasure her so much she shits on your dick and you bust a nut at the same time

Bruh last night my bae was over and we put the cream on the chocolate ice cream damn that shit made me feel sick

by BigCJimmy December 06, 2019