microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.

I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance

by tom345 August 08, 2010

dancing with the weasel

to have sex
wild rough sex

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

by phersephone.aphrodite February 13, 2012

cricket dance

A dance that contains a lot of liquid help

“Do the cricket dance”

by zero_cares_00 June 27, 2022

a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake

now that's a party.
a revenge party!

Janis: Imagine a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake!

by maplemcnamara October 28, 2022

Dance Dance

To have sex with someone in a vertical position (vertical foreplay);

Origin: one "dances" horizontally, moving together to the music the couple makes.

We'll go light on the dance dance

by katiesmith273789r5 October 05, 2022

Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

by Love bugg March 22, 2021

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 07, 2020