Clusterfuckastrophe

It's a kerfuffle of epoch proportions, resulting from multiple poor decisions that can each only be described as unfortunate boondoggles that grew out of indifference by leadership and their inability to recognize and acknowledge their insane decisions, or lack thereof.

Clearly shaken by the events of the day, it was now apparent that the full impact of the clusterfuckastrophe was not yet known, but soon would be.

by The Guru of Futility July 26, 2022

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Clusterfsck

A particular type of general clusterfuck specifically and wholly related to the subject matter of computer systems or operations gone wrong. Such things as a botched server migration or bare metal restore from tape backup which has failed to restore a domain controller qualify. May also be used in relation to specifically Linux or Unix matters gone awry.

"That damn former administrator skipped out on us, encrypted all the databases and sent an email to the company wide distribution list demanding 1000 BTC in ransom! What a clusterfsck!"

by dnbdave July 27, 2022

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Chust

Chust is an verb, used when describing that you have ground too much weed

I seemingly have chust too much weed.

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Clusterfuck

Ferrari strategy in 2022.

“You heard about what happened to charles leclerc at the hungarian GP?”
“Ferrari strategy was a Clusterfuck”

by The_Mekong_River September 4, 2022

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Clusterfuck

Vulgar slang term used to refer to a situation which has been undertaken poorly and mishandled.

Boris Johnson's way of handling the pandemic has been one massive clusterfuck, and again he's contributed to the UK falling in shit tons of debt due to having to borrow money from other countries to give benefits to those on furlough. This wouldn't have happened if he had enforced a strict lockdown like New Zealand. New Zealand has made it out the worst of the pandemic with a low covid death toll and stable economic welfare! Funny that innit?!

by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022

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