Cat Nap

A short nap...during which feline fecal matter is smeared across an enemy's face to resemble cat whiskers.

While Aidan was napping, Nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman Meow Zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap.

by Derrick Submarine January 6, 2011

Alarm Cat

Early in the morning, around sunrise, the lovely little fur-ball that slept by you night decides to get up. She trots over to her bowl, which is empty ... Then, she comes back into the bedroom and meows at the top of her lungs - for the sole purpose of waking your lazy butt up to get her something to eat!

Diane: I am so tired. My Alarm Cat went off at 6am today! I have to start feeding that cat at night.

by Diba Diane February 8, 2010

box the cat

To penetrate a bugina with a cardboard item. This includes toilet paper rolls, paper towel rolls for the "more experienced" women, or any other penile shaped cardboard items.

Sergio and I decided to box the cat last night.

by BoxTheCat July 7, 2009

Cat Cry

A legendary noise made by two wonderful ladies, once you hear this vibrating sensation your life will be changed.

"AHHHHHHH" that's what a cat cry sounds like.

by CatCryClaudSCOTT January 4, 2010

Cat Yawn

When you yawn like you are trying to do a goatse with your mouth.

*cat yawn*
Dude I could see your teeth!

by Fred McSteve May 19, 2009

Lying Cat

A woman's intimate hair that has never been trimmed, cut or cared for ever, and has been left to grow at nature's free will.

Doug: Wendy, I noticed you don't have any shaving material at all, do you wax?

Wendy: I am very natural in my personal hygiene and prefer to allow free natural growth, I like it to be like a lying cat.

by heyyou21 October 23, 2009

cat peg

An evil cat who comes and slowly but sensually rapes you in your sleep. you know you have been visited by the cat peg when you find splinters in your penis.

Guy: what why is there splinters in my pepe?
Other guy: wow dude you got a visit from the cat peg

by sensualrenegade November 16, 2009