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caligangstashit

Cali Gangsta Shit, n. Adj.
Refers to the quality of being from Cali and you do hood shit with no fucks given or regard for how others perceive you because you don't give a fuck
Joe is caligangstashit for saying that in front of ur ex
by KaliYuga69 November 20, 2022
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California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast
by Calicousin November 22, 2022
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calivia

The best ship name ever created in the whole entire world. Everyone should ship them. I cant wait for their royal wedding day
"You know caleb and elivia, right?"

"Omg yes, Calivia"
by bluepurplecat November 29, 2022
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Calin Obrian

Calin Obrian has the smallest penis in history. His penis is so small that you feel bad and say ''awww'' when you see it. Due to the size it accumulates an enormous amount of dick cheese smelling like stinky moldy feet. Calin struggles to understand english and because of this he pulls disgustedly ugly girls with his girlfriend being the exception.

I suggest that you stay away from Calin Obrian unless you want to transmit genital herpes, and gonorrhoea.
Person 1: Omg did you smell that?

Person 2: Yeah, i'm pretty sure that is Calin Obrian i saw him walk in
by loyalBBplayz December 1, 2022
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Calix

guy that talks to girls and guys. has no interest in either both men or women and is confident on what they want to do
he is also helpful
CALIX HAS NO GAME WITH EITHER MEN OR WOMEN (he gets no bitches)
by pingoza December 14, 2022
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Calif

Aye bro I’m taking a trip to Calif today.
by Kiairy McCrac December 25, 2022
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Caligula's Revetment

A small bundle of toilet paper, situated at the base of the toilet bowl to form a basket before defecation (may or may not touch the water). Used to counter the effect known as Poseidon's Kiss.

In reference to the mad Roman emperor Caligula in Suetonius' and Cassius Dio's apocryphal accounting of his war against Neptune, god of the sea. Some believe these historical reports to be false, regardless of believability.
Matt: I didn't believe anyone when they said Caligula's Revetment would protect my anus from non-consensual god-smooching, but it worked better than I could have hoped!
Daniel: Matthew your friends are worried about you
by GoldenNuts December 27, 2022
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