vagina greed

When a man wants vagina to the point it's almost insane or dangerous

Whoa! he fucked your mom and your sister and every woman that worked at wal-mart that's vagina greed who needs that much?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 31, 2015

Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

vagina repellent

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.

"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 16, 2023

Vagina

A tool used to torture women into wasting 4 days of the month to look depressed and 'go for a shit' all the time.

My vagina will be the death of me

by Sad_enough June 25, 2019

vagina humidor

The act of inserting a cigar into a vag during sex.

Oh Man! He Bill totally had his game on! She got him off while doing her with a cigar! He used her like a vagina humidor!

by va j j October 11, 2018

vagina vaseline

A solution for your other chapped lips

Your pussy so crusty, you need some vagina Vaseline!

by Morgasm Gillesbian July 4, 2016

vagina caterpillar

Grower not shower

You don’t know if it is a vagina caterpillar until it turns into butterfly

by EmrahST September 4, 2021