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Retarded 

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?
Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end
Retarded by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024

Retarded 

He smashed his head on the ground because he was retarded
Retarded by retard lover 218 November 23, 2024

Retardation fallacy 

You assert a Claim So stupid that you make your opponent dead therefore its under the retardation fallacy and your opponent automatically winz
A:superman is outer
The other guy dies and it falls under the Retardation fallacy
Retardation fallacy by Big eggd December 5, 2024

Retardable 

Combination of relatable and retar*ed
That's pretty retardable ngl
Retardable by rayane1718 December 17, 2024

retard male 

A male superior all other male complexes such as alpha and sigma males.
Yo, that nigga Trey is a straight retard male.

Retard Style 

To have sex with someone until you lose all brain function
Jenna and I went full Retard Style last night.
Retard Style by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025