Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014

Nick's Penis

Warm and filling

Nick's penis is like soup

by cilynnd July 2, 2018

penis marking

when you wake up after a night of drinking and you have a penis drawn on your face.

oh man, you got a penis marking.

by Big Frech November 19, 2003

dad penis

When a guy's penis gets looser and saggier as he gets older, particularly the foreskin and sack

I really got a thing for older guys, but not when they have that nasty ass dad penis

by Taco Bell aesthetic May 7, 2017

Reeses Penis

When you’re girl covers your dick in chocolate and peanut butter then sucks it off

Yo my chick gave me a Reeses Penis last night

by ImTrashAtFortnite March 19, 2018

Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017

Devil's Penis

The Cigar; based on the people who smoke them and the success they've enjoyed. Other's who enjoy the Devil's Penis, Schwarzenegger, Hitler, Marco Rubio, Bruce Willis, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro, Craig T. Nelson, etc.

Smoking a cigar is like performing fellatio on the Devil's Penis.

Rush Limbaugh enjoys sucking on the Devil's Penis as he sits on his mountain of cash; a fringe benefit of sucking the Devil's Penis.

by TBogg fan November 9, 2012