The Down Stairs Neighbor 

A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.

"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."

The Down Stairs Neighbor by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010

pump the neighbors cat look 

A look you would you see on someone's face, if you were to catch someone having sexual intercourse with their neighbors cat. An extreme look of embarrassment.

Hey you, what have you been doing???? Oooohhh, You have a pump the neighbors cat look.

pump the neighbors cat look by lisa lisa January 12, 2014

Spanked the neighbour 

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.

Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also

Spanked the neighbour by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016

night finch 

Bat.

Man, watch out for the Night finches. They will tear your eyes out.

night finch by Philisdumb March 18, 2003

neithy 

A shorter term for "neither."

Rachel: I haven't done any work yet.
Mike: Me neithy, baby.

neithy by Mike Steinborn November 8, 2006

night-desked 

to be exceptionally bored but rather entertained by balloons

I was so bored that I was night-desked last night.

night-desked by soclose2thfinish March 28, 2009

negghead 

A person who negates every idea he or she hears, immediately taking the opposite stance. Neggheads think they are being clever, original and independent, but they are as confined by their compulsion to differ as conformists are bound to conform. They have few real opinions, only an endless supply of objections. They claim to be independent voters, but often they only vote if they can find a candidate almost no one else is voting for.

Acquaintance 1: This rain is so refreshing!
Negghead: There may be some flooding if it gets any heavier. And didn't you hear about the concert in the park tonight? That's going to be ruined.

Acquaintance 2: Rain, rain, go away.
Negghead: If the rain went away, the crops would fail and everything would dry up.

JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you...
Negghead: Is it really wrong to question how your country can serve you and the rest of society? begin long-winded argument

negghead by RNBJr July 26, 2011