Day before halloween eve

This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement

I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve

by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022

it's time for halloween

don't come to my house or else i'll suck you dick

haha i mean blood, "suck your blood" (it's time for halloween)

by Otto Von Vinterhjelm October 18, 2023

bird in the hallway

When someone from the hood has their smoke alarm beeping and won't change the batteries.

"Damn, the bird in the hallway is getting real annoying!"

by Definitely not a frog December 15, 2023

Everyday Is Halloween

Well, I live with snakes and lizards
And other things that go bump in the night
'Cause to me every day is Halloween
I have given up hiding and started to fight
I have started to fight
Well anytime, any place, anywhere that I go
All the people seem to stop and stare
They say, "Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?"
"You look so absurd, you look so obscene!"
Oh, why can't I live a life for me?
Why should I take the abuse that's served?
Why can't they see they're just like me?
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world
Well, I let their teeny minds think
That they're dealing with someone who is over the brink
And I dress this way just to keep them at bay

‘Cause Halloween is every day, hey
It's every day, hey
Oh, why can't I live a life for me?
Why should I take the abuse that's served?
Why can't they see they're just like me?
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world
Oh, why can't I live a life for me?
Why should I take the abuse that's served?
Why can't they see they're just like me?
I'm not the one that's so absurd
(Why can't I live a life for me? Oh) Why hide it? Why fight it?
(No! Why should I?) Hurt feelings, best to stop feeling hurt
From denials (oh), reprisals
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide
It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide
Oh, it's the same, it's the same in the whole wide

Everyday Is Halloween

by Gothic Miscreant December 15, 2023

Security Breach Halloween Hack

Security Breach Halloween Hack is a retelling of FNAF Security Breach as well as a fan sequel to the Earthbound Halloween Hack by Toby Fox when he went by the name Radiation. It is written by Daniel Movie Productions, and follows the main character, a bounty hunter named Varik, getting hired by Fazbear Entertainment to search the Mega Pizza Plex to find missing people. You can read the story on Wattpad.

Person 1: Dude, FNAF Security Breach sucked.

Person 2: I know, but Security Breach Halloween Hack is a bit better.

by Dong Jr. January 27, 2024

Jelq the Halls

When you’re jelqing during a family Christmas party

Jeffrey was stressed and escaped the family conversation to go jelq the halls in his family bathroom

by JelqingAmerica February 15, 2024

I hate gay halloween

"I hate gay halloween..." is a meme format in which a person dresses up as a pop culture reference, a niche meme, or any random scene. It went viral on Twitter (X) during Halloween in 2024.

It usually follows the sentence: "I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're insert meme"

"I hate gay halloween, wdym you're the Dream crying on stage gif??"
"I hate gay halloween wdym you're Tokyo Toni"
"I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're Chappell Roan and a passenger seat??"

by repufolklore November 7, 2024