Clout Egg

A clout egg is an icon. Clout eggs are cool beings that will make your life so much better.

Person: “omg look at that Clout Egg I look up to it it is my god”
Person 2: “omg I heard that if you shove an egg up it’s ass it will come out hard boiled”
Clout egg: “follow me on Instagram @meurfavegghead ”

by Toe god August 16, 2018

Suck An Egg

So i got this picture
*shows picture*
Its Gru from Despicable Me that says
SUCK AN EGG

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Person 1: Wow, ur such a loser
Person 2: SUCK AN EGG
Person 1: ???

by Knee Ger123 November 13, 2018

scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018

omelette without eggs

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs

let's eat an omelette without eggs

by MICHELLEE42 May 5, 2023

egg

egg+gge=egggge

i hate egg

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants May 26, 2023

anti-egg

it means you fucking hate eggs

hes an egg
i am anti-egg
i hate him

by eggiegod June 10, 2021

Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.

Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)

by Grigni August 16, 2024