Dick Pockets

When a woman has chubby cheeks. These are perfect for rubbing against during a blowjob.

MILEY CYRUS! I LOVE MILEY CYRUS! She has amazing Dick Pockets.

by Twat McGiggles November 9, 2009

Sas-a-dick

a one eyed butt rapist silver tailed midget giraffe that likes camels.

Maddy, wtf is your problem stop being such a sas-a-dick!.

by xxSQUIxx December 6, 2009

Blue Dicking

The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.

Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.

by Peppy Cleveland January 15, 2011

Mr. Dick

Guy in the gym locker room who walks around with the towel around his neck and his dick is hanging loose.

Hey look Mr. Dick is brushing his teeth with his shlong resting on the counter.

by suicidemike October 3, 2010

Starving Dick

An expression to describe immense hunger

Dude, let's get some food. I'm starving DICK.

by TheBrohaan August 22, 2010

dick noose

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.

noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.

by Gavin B July 5, 2007

Dick Cheney

The ornamental links that attach your prince albert to your king john.

As the bikini-clad blonde passed by, his dick cheney grew taut.

by StanfordEnglishMajor November 6, 2007