ass agent 

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

ass agent by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

ass traffic 

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

ass traffic by Blastmat February 15, 2005

ass breath 

adver-noun. one who possesses breath which, in itself, possesses an aroma similar to that found within the anal regions of unkempt persons; the breath may or may not be visible in ALL temperatures, but the presence is identifiably by the turning of stomachs of those made to endure the stench.

Man, that girl is FINE as HELL, but she has ass breath!

ass breath by Mr. P March 1, 2004

ass banger

I like guys to do this to me

Are you an ass banger? pump me in the pooper!

ass banger by bt February 21, 2003

ass block 

When someone uses their ass to hinder another person/object.

Man, I couldnt get to the basket, Manusha ass blocked me.

ass block by matako kubwa May 19, 2009

ass fandangler 

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

ass fandangler by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

ass pounder 

The art of making sweet love to a woman and suddenly without her knowledge slip it in her ass a few strokes and make her leap like a frog. When she turns around and says, "What the fuck" just say Oops and laugh cuz it's over anyway you look at it.

Guy: Oh yeah bend over
Girl: Give it to me daddy
Guy: ......
Girl: (moaning)
Guy: (Thinking to himself) it's time
Girl: Ouchhhhh, what the fuck!
Guy: Oops my bad, haha
Girl: You're an asshole
Guy: You're just mad cuz you can't handle an ass pounder

ass pounder by Pete aka Smokey December 26, 2008