Tom the bomba

Sex god, receives enough penis to feed a temple. Nigel garage enthusiast
Tom the bomba just jizzled over the bazmitballers. They were scared 😯
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Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.
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Tom Favor

An innuendo for a non-vanilla sexual act, typically part of a bargain.
"I owe her a tom favor after she helped me with my homework."
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Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.
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Tom Holland

The sexiest man who have ever walked on the earth. He glows like the sun.

If you don’t like Tom Holland, that means that you’re the problem not him.
A: my girlfriend can’t stop talking about Tom Holland. What can I do?
B: there’s nothing you can do.
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Tom Holland

Tom Holland is a british actor best known for portraying Spider-Man for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He is so much more than that. He is a dancer, he can speak Spanish and sing beautifully. He's been romoured to date Zendaya, but has denied it. It doesn't matter who he dates, the most important thing is that he is happy (and some fans should start respecting his privacy). He's also well known for Dave the frog (a frog living in his mouth), Rihanna lip sync (which he doesn't really like to be reminded of) and Quacksons (which is not that funny anymore since me and other british people pronounce it just like that). When there's not enough eggs in the shop he buys chickens to solve the problem, he has played in Billie Eliot the musical, he has
three amazing and talented brothers- Sam, Harry and Paddy (Patrick). He loves his fans and is generally too kind for this world. He loves meeting children in hospitals and making their day better. He can't play golf. Interestingly enough, he's scared of spiders. He is in romantic relationship with actor Jake Gyllenhaal. He is a Harry Potter fan and knows more than J.K. Rowling. In the past, he used to have problems with keeping secrets and he spoiled some movies a couple of times, but he has worked on that and now even gets real scripts of movies he plays in. These were some of the many facts about him. In conclusion, he is one precious and lovely human being who deserves privacy, support, love and all the happiness in the world.
I have once met Tom Holland in a restaurant when he was having dinner with his family, so I didn't bother him, I just waved at him when I was leaving and he waved back!

You did an amazing thing, I'm sure he was glad that he could have dinner with his family like a normal person.

Tom Holland is a lovely human being who deserves privacy, support, love and happiness.
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tom holland

the hottest British man live who plays spiderman
mia: omg tom holland is like so hot
me: i know right
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