new meat

A person newly on an online dating site.

I saw some new meat while browsing match last night.

by Peter Z December 9, 2008

Lunch meat

A person on the street that could easily get robbed for their money or Jewerly.

"...With the shines on niggaz be looking like lunch meat"-50 cent I'll whip your head boy

by mista major November 5, 2010

Meat Hammock

A flabby, unappealing vagina, commonly found on black whores and fat women. The Meat Hammock is native to Lithuania and Argentina as the women there are known for their excessively sloppy punan.

Bro, I was poundin' down some Nattys the other day while gettin' some dome. That slampiece's vag was a Meat Hammock for sure.

by ChillMeatHammockBro July 7, 2011

Meat Popsicle

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of demons, transexuals, demonoid transexuals, the undead, horny zombies, vampires, polar bears, eskimoes, and any penis that enjoys a nice warm place to rest it's head and drop a load off.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of an anatomically correct snowman.

"My beers getting warm, wheres your meat popsicle, Mom?"

by Banditjefferie May 17, 2009

meat on feet

a sick fetish having to do with getting sexually aroused by putting meat products of people feet

That meat on feet dvd was on sale

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

Meat Ring

1. A ring of meat filled with random vegetables and potatos.

2. A meat contraption created by Sally Peters probably because she had random vegies and hamburger and mashed things laying around.

3. A favortie pastime meal of the Peters Family!

Do not let Katy eat snax at youth group because she didnt' finish her meat ring.

by blank December 12, 2004

the meat sweats

When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places

"I got the meat sweats" exclaimed Timmy, alerting everyone at the funeral

by Puffem'N'Stuffem27 January 19, 2015