swearginity

When someone has never sworn

The first time someone swears, they lose their SWEARGINITY.

"Hey man that party was sick as fuck!"

"Oh my gosh, you just lost your SWEARGINITY."

by Swagmaster233 April 14, 2015

sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.

Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!

by skallywag99 December 16, 2014

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

sweatmeat

Pronounced sweet-meat. It is a name bestowed only upon the radest of dudes!

sweatmeat

Pronounced sweet-meat. It is a name bestowed only upon the radest of dudes!

Have you met our house mate Andrew? He's a rieches dude! So just call him sweatmeat.

by fair enough for me January 13, 2015

sweatin' dem bitches

When all the notches be making you twist in the wind while you wrapped up in the game. See also; swetnam notches

Scott is so lonely he been sweatin' dem bitches.

by Amanda Buymestuff January 20, 2015

Sweaven

Sweater Heaven

Have you been to that store Savers? It's Sweaven.

by robin's word May 8, 2015

Sweatshit

Taking a fat shit on a hot day. You finish wiping however the smell of the shit sticks to the sweaty skin of the inside of your buttcheeks, near your anus.

"Yo Colin! You smell like absolute dog shit"

"Fuck bro I know, its the Sweatshit"

by chrisisaknob May 30, 2015