Donkey punch

When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.

She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.

by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

Carolina Muck Punch

The sexual act of dipping your fist in cooking oil, followed by carolina reaper pepper flakes, and then finally shoving your whole fist in anothers anus.

The inmates only viable punishment was to be given a Carolina Muck Punch for his repeated misdemeanors while incarcerated.

by Borgus shmord May 10, 2025

Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 4, 2020

punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

venezuelan hole punch

when you stitch a pussy closed. wait till it heals shut. then cut it open with a knife and fuck the hole

im gonna do the venezuelan hole punch on girl sometime bro!

by peterpenis6 May 12, 2024

punch their fins out

Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.

Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.

These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.

by XXXandBEER September 8, 2021