Poopie Pumpkin

When a human shits in a plastic bag then you toss a pumpkin in there and roll it around in the shit. You then place the pumkin near the street and wait for some douche bag to pick it up and try to smash it.

"I got this meat-head real good with the poopie pumpkin."

by S.E.McDevistater February 17, 2009

Redneck Pumpkin

A redneck pumpkin is where one takes a pumpkin without carving it and shoots the pumpkin multiple times, leaving holes in the sides of it.

A Redneck Pumpkin is A pumpkin with gun-shots in it.

by Nastasia July 29, 2009

grundle pumper

(n) a grundle pumper is a person who enjoys playing with other people's grundles during sexual relations. (see 'grundle')

"Hey man why doesn't that kid get girls?"

"Because man, he's a total grundle pumper"

by Phil_M August 21, 2011

albanian pumphandle

Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect

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by yuyup the eblivarator January 1, 2012

Dirty Pumpkin

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass and she shits all over herself when you pull out.

What’s that smell? It’s Adele’s ass after I nutted in her. She’s got a dirty pumpkin.

by Charlieisbad October 23, 2018

who shot the pumpkin

who shot the pumpkin:
1.an unfortunate event
2. Something people say when they're shocked.
3.Something people say when someone has had an 'accident'

"Oh my God! Who shot the pumpkin?"

by What me?! December 31, 2004

pumpkin

big orange fruit that some people (by some i mean corey) think is a berry

corey thought the pumpkin was considered a berry

by Endless Helpless Hoping April 6, 2005