Steamy John

The act of getting head while taking a shit.

I was on the toilet when my girl friend started to give me a "Steamy John"

by I 4M TH3 M4N June 10, 2010

John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She wishes she was John gonzales hot

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

John-boat

Slang word for "penis" popular in Ukraine with Americans.

Look at Marcus! Just walking down the street with his John-boat hangin' out.

by Southern Belle 09 April 2, 2009

john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021

Elton John

When your still standing during or after a massive bender

Yeah I'm Elton John

by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019

JOHN COLLINS

John collins is scottish slang for shitebag/ lady

Your a pure john collins

Or .. come back here stop been a big john collins

by Morehamheed1 July 31, 2019

John McBlaine

John McBlaine is a mash up of John McCain and Pokémon's Blaine. He opposes Brock Obama.

The race for Pokéresident is heated this year. John McBlaine's really hitting the issues that Brock Obama won't touch.

by KillerSquare December 10, 2011