Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”

Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.

by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021

NINJA

NINJA - No Income No Job or Assets

I went $300k in debt to get a doctorate in linguistic gender acrobatics and now I'm NINJA.

by Thrashing Flounder December 23, 2021

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth

Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!

by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022

Ninjago

If you are nine you probably like it
Other than that, the Show is shit.

"I like Ninjago and I am gay"

by dixonbrother March 28, 2022

Ninja

Stealthy asian mfs

When we were in asia we had to watch out for a ninja, they are silent and deadly and asian.

by donteatpetsman April 12, 2022

Ninja

Infamous cult leader. Blocked on many school district search engines. Makes money off of entertaining young boys ages 6-18.

"Who on Earth did that to your child?"
"Ninja."

by dripgodry April 26, 2022