The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker
Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion
by Lucky_chubs October 01, 2017
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But the most Can Luca's are known for their big dick Energy which suggerates that He will provide for his family and loved ones.
Many girls especially gingers are attracted to Can Lucas because of their slightly oriental Touch.
by 2forwin November 22, 2021
A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him
Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger
by Dexter2020 May 26, 2022
Billy: I was yanking the can last night
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
by Goatboijay May 23, 2018
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.
TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
by SURFDUDE88 December 09, 2023
by Noodle allie February 08, 2021