Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

Can

Can is a Turkish name. He may have black hair and sharp black eyez. Can is a descendant of mega schlong nord smith gods. He has a big dong.

Girl: What's your name.

Can: Can
Girl: Fuck me.

by probably-dictionary November 21, 2021

I Can See Clearly Now

Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

Him: Things are foggy.
Me: Put on your glasses.
Him: Ah, I can see clearly now.

by Nab004 July 16, 2021

Garbage can banger

A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him

Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger

by Dexter2020 May 26, 2022

Trash can

A person who is absolutely terrible at everything in life including video games.

Deevz is a fucking trash can his family should be embarrassed.

by Brain 🧠 January 29, 2020

Can opener

When a women give a bj to a man with four skin, and uses their teeth to remove it.

Dang this girl just gave me a can opener like I was a Jewish baby.

by anonymous January 19, 2023

You can see me

A invitation/ someone wants to fight

jake: bro your hella ugly

Mike: You can see me, if your really want to.

by XcloudsYt September 15, 2021