Pocket Sherlock

When you channel the Sherlock Holmes you have in your pocket to solve your problem and then put him to sleep again.

"It's always the cable's fault." - Your Pocket Sherlock

by anonymous May 20, 2024

Pocket Pebble

When one leaves paper in a pants pocket then proceeds to wash said pants. This creates what is known as a "pocket pebble" because it resembles a small rock or pebble.

wadded up paper in ones pocket after washing clothes.

Keenan left his work reciepts in his pants pocket then washed them. When he reached in his pocket the following day, he found a pocket pebble.

by JColeman August 13, 2011

Left pocket dog shit

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔

“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”

by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

Pocket Steak

ˈpɒkɪt steɪk . Rectum or butthole in common parlance.

Once a desirable filet of rare AAA meat, after years of indiscriminate sexual encounters, Danny's Pocket Steak was now well done.

by J-Money82 December 12, 2024

pocket fagget

Someone who is in denial of their sexual preferences.

Your suck a pocket fagget Dave. Come out of the closet already

by Dfed83 December 7, 2021

Swamp Pocket

Noun.

A. Referring to a man’s crotch area after he has pre- cum in his boxers and his leg hair and boxers are swampy (sticky)

B. Referring to a women’s private area that is hot in temperature and ready to party.

“That swamp pocket is yearning for me”. Or “he had quite a swamp pocket after we dry humped.

by Lizjunbrit June 28, 2019