Dick Cheney

The ornamental links that attach your prince albert to your king john.

As the bikini-clad blonde passed by, his dick cheney grew taut.

by StanfordEnglishMajor November 6, 2007

urban dick

someone who thinks they're cool because they put words they made up on the urban dictionary

urban dick: "hay guise look at this funny word i put on urban dictionary"
friends: "shut up no one cares"
friends: "lol you urban dick"

by yondagar March 12, 2011

Sas-a-dick

a one eyed butt rapist silver tailed midget giraffe that likes camels.

Maddy, wtf is your problem stop being such a sas-a-dick!.

by xxSQUIxx December 6, 2009

Grant-dick

A unit of measurement equaling one-one thousandth of an inch.

When trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named Grant says, "Oh, that would be about 36,000 Grant-dicks long", making your buddies then ask, "So Grant, your saying your dick is only 1/1000th of an inch? Sucks to be you"

by G4$ September 21, 2013

Mr. Dick

Guy in the gym locker room who walks around with the towel around his neck and his dick is hanging loose.

Hey look Mr. Dick is brushing his teeth with his shlong resting on the counter.

by suicidemike October 3, 2010

dick crickets

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

by Randall L. September 21, 2007

Dick Cheney

The most evil man on earth, also known as Satan, el diablo, the prince of darkness

Get behind me Dick Cheney!!!!!

by Nadge September 24, 2009