Chris Granted

When someone is Chris Granted, it means they were in a fight where the aggressor punches the opponent and the opponent tanks all of the punches because they punches were very weak.

Yo, look at Bob, he just Chris Granted those punches from Tommy.

Chris Granted by BigBackSR March 26, 2026

Chris Granted

When someone was Chris Granted, it means they tanked all of their aggressor’s punches because the punches were very weak.

Yo, look at John, he just Chris Granted all of those punches.

Chris Granted by BigBackSR March 26, 2026

Chris Bassham

A very fine tall glass of voss water with some of the most beautiful eyes. Full of conversation and ideas that turn out to be pretty useful, also has many rumors made about him which so far dont seem to be true. Always a phone call or just a block away he’s gonna try to help in any way. Always feels like you want him to leave but you enjoy his company compared to most people.

Omg girl did you see Chris Bassham, he definitely seen you, but does he even know you??

Chris Bassham by Shyischey April 29, 2026

Chris G

Slang for ChatGPT. A way to talk about using any AI service without letting outsiders know what is being discussed.

I was talking to Chris G, and he said I should not give the dog onions or garlic.

Chris G by LN003 May 8, 2026

Chris Key

Chris Key is the act of Chrissing someone until they Key.

You don't want the smoke, I will Chris Key you.

Chris Key by Exturnix June 18, 2026

Chris' bam

Chris' favorite cum jar, lick hole and moan machine

How often do you use Chris' bam?

Twice a day

Chris' bam by Aethernityking June 28, 2026

Chris'd

Chris'd (verb)

To get publicly pressed, checked, or made to look weak by someone while you're with a girl, often resulting in embarrassment or a loss of respect in front of her.

"Bro got Chris'd at the mall and his girl ain't look at him the same."
"Don't start problems if you're gonna get Chris'd in front of your shawty."

Chris'd by marfromars July 9, 2026