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worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!
apple swallows dildo's
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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Apple

1. A (fruit) which can be (eaten) by (humans) and (animals). They do not (grow) (underwater) therefore (aquatic) (creatures) can’t (eat) it. Apples are usually (red) (green) (Purple) Sometimes used as a (ball) to play (games) when you don’t have a (real ball).

2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products
Example:
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn

Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples

2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad
by Mr C MacIntosh January 15, 2019
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Apple

Johnny had a hell of a game with 2 goals and two Apples in our 5-3 win
by BigTasty3473 February 20, 2021
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Apple

A company that wants all your money
Apple
Tim Cook: We want all your money
by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018
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Apple Cuck

The word used by a specific type of illiterate male to explain the Apple Ecosystem.
Man 1: I really want the new iPhone.
Man 2: Why would you wanna be an Apple Cuck?
by bw6984 September 11, 2025
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Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.
She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.
by Pcw July 2, 2023
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apple bag junkie

A slutty female who licks any male genitals for a nicotine fix
Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs
by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017
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