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The Mason Jar

The ultimate move is the sexual sealing of a woman's orifices. The Mason Jar requires four humans with a deliberate determination to complete this ritual. Three males and a female, with optional non gender specific camera technician. The woman must set herself in a comfortable position using all four of her limbs to hold her body parallel to the floor. Man one will take up a stance in front of the woman's face. He will then penetrate her mouth with his penis closing up her oral opening. Man two will take up position underneath the woman. He must be a flexible and strong man as this will be the most difficult position to accomplish properly. Man two should consider some sort of support furniture or cushions, as he must fill the woman's vagina with his penis, whilst also getting ready to hold her nose closed. It is very important to remember not to hold the nose closed until the very end. If man two is over eager and closes the woman's nose while her mouth is being penetrated see the entry in this dictionary for Dead Hooker. Man three must then take up position behind the woman and penetrate her anus with his penis. Once man three completes his task man two must then hold the woman's nose closed. Immediately after the nose is sealed, the men proceed to thrust into the three prime orifices. After about a minute of this man two may release the woman's nose, and enjoy giving the other men a congratulatory handshake as they have successfully completed The Mason Jar.
"Darling would you enjoy an attempt at The Mason Jar tonight?"
The Mason Jar by cnunn1388 January 1, 2012
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The Slim Jim 

Penile Gesture: The Slim Jim involves a man pulling his penis till it's stretched to maximum length and showing the target, simple.
i can handle the brain, but the slim jim is way gay.
The Slim Jim by GregJason April 7, 2011
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The Sloppy Joe 

An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)
He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.
The Sloppy Joe by Bobboe February 23, 2004

Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey 

The infamous nickname given to an arrogant homosexual male named Rocky who spent his free time hoping to be the center of a bukake ritual.
After Ryan slapped Eric on the butt, Eric exclaimed, "If you keep that gay shit up, you're gonna be gayer than Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey!"

the dump jump 

When you're taking such a hard shit, that when it hits the water, it scares you/hurts you so much, that your only option is to jump.
Gabe : Duuudddee. My head hurts so bad.

Joe : What's wrong?

Gabe : I was shitting and it hurt so bad that I jumped in the air, slipped, and hit my head on my shelf of bongs.

Joe : Damn. The Dump Jump. Always thought that was some legend.
the dump jump by LongJohnson21 December 30, 2013

The Other Jayden 

Jayden known as Other Jayden. Jayden is fun guy that has a really small penis. He like touching men with a specific name Erick.

The Rick James 

While high on cocaine you have sex with a girl. Right before you cum you pull out your tallywacker and bust a nut in your hand. You then proceed to slap the girl in the face with your jizz hand and yell "IM RICK JAMES BITCH!"
That hoe was actin' hella dumb last night so I pulled the rick james on her and kicked her ass out the fuckin house.