American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.

Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy

by Pshaum October 30, 2025

talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.

"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."

by cheese_nutter (Nutty Nurse Nina, if you may, in the real world?What real world?) May 29, 2004

Super tuned up self fister

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.

Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010

The other seafood

A vagina

Vagina, the other seafood.

by Key Anareeves November 7, 2010

M B Self

A pseudonym found in pop culture, literature and academia referring to oneself. Literally M B Self = My Bad Self

The QB launched the ball down the field as time expired and exhibiting his 4.2 40 speed, M B self broke free to haul in the game winning TD.

by demongolemz December 2, 2011

go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013

high on self esteem

A girl dressed and groomed at her 100% best possible outcome going to a fancy party.

She was totally high on self esteem no way i was going to convince her for a quick BJ.
No-one has ever got a alley quickie with a girl high on self esteem.

by estonico April 17, 2016