A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
Get the Punching my clownmug. GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,
This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!
Xoxo - revenge
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,
This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!
Xoxo - revenge
by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020
Get the National punch a person who is taller than u daymug. May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.
girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
by XDragonLinus#420Koreangirls69X May 24, 2022
Get the Punch someone with a striped shirt daymug. a collective celebration of self hatred in which all members form a circle and punch each other
also known as pircle
also known as pircle
by aiddsss December 11, 2019
Get the punch circlemug. by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017
Get the Donkey punchmug. the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 13, 2015
Get the Falcon Punchmug. when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017
Get the armadillo punchmug.