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one blood 

When Your On Birth Control Pills and You Get Your Period Once A Year
"Heey giiirl,I took birth control pills so I got one blood."
one blood by alden herrera July 28, 2006

one upper 

A person which when in conversation has a story to tell whether real or imagined, about a specific idea, person, place, event, or thing, that is more exhilarating, spontaneous, better, worse, shittier, greater, higher, lavish, outstanding, superior, superb, advanced, complex, sophisticated, splendid, wonderful, magnificent, improved, brilliant, admirable, excellent, terrific, marvelous, surprising, amazing, breathtaking, enhanced, thrilling, astonishing, fantastic, shocking, surprising, astounding, exciting, extraordinary, far-fetched, stimulating, electrifying, wonderful, stupendous, invigorating, or glorious then that of the previous. This person may also appear to be more cocky then confident or extremely egotistical. Also see hater, Jew.
Danny McLOvin: Yo, I just bought a new Benz by myself without even working the shits hot.

Scottie McTalks: That shits only a C class; my dad has been working for 30 years, 12 hour days and has a S600, apartment in NYC and a house up in HillBilly land.

Scottie McTalks is a one upper when he refers to his father having something better then McLovin, and when he hates on McLovin out of jealousy because of his success and accomplishments.
one upper by D. Mclovin July 23, 2008

one direction

a english boyband created by simon cowel in the 2010 X factor. they are well known for thier worldwide sensation in pop music. they have made it to the charts quite a number of times, with their debut singles "What makes you beautiful", "One thing", "gotta be you" and "live while were young". The group has become the best selling boyband worldwide and continue to produce no.1 selling music.

i fucking love one direction NIALL HARRY ZAYN LOUIS AND LIAM they are not gay they are straight!!!!!!!
i heart one direction to the max!!! <3
louis: can i hit you in the balls harry

harry: no i want tachos

niall: but i want nandos for lunch

liam: i want my turtle
zayn:do u like my ski haircut
everyone: i love being one direction
one direction by stropy October 8, 2012

One Night Fright 

Someone you slept with then in the monring realise they are fuck ugly so you will never sleep with them again.
They probably raped you.
You arent likely to tell your friends who your one night fright was but they are probably a fucking loser bitch so will tell everyone about losing their flower to you but you never spoke to them again.
My one night fright told ma mama about the otha night, hoe.

Hey did you hear about Nathans one night fright? you know, that diana chick, the one with crabs..

I never want to talk about that mo fo one night fright again, he commentated when i gave him head, bitch please.

one@Ja Rule Hater 

A person who dislikes Ja Rule just cuz his flame got burnt out or other stupid reasons.
I hate Ja Rule(how you hate someone you don't know?); Ja Rule's music sucks and is mad fake(you wasn't sayin' that shit when he had ya heads bouncin' a few years ago wit' them hot hits he was makin').

one eyed Bible salesman 

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!