John Dooley 

Any individual that must use the toilet facilities a countless number of times a day.

Chuck pulled a John Dooley when he had explosive diarrhea from eating excessive amounts of taco bell.

John Dooley by Mangella May 28, 2011

John Flanagan 

who?

"That John Flanagan is a good player"
Who?

John Flanagan by Too_Mainstream March 19, 2012

John Cena 

A muscular man that can punch your mom.

GO John Cena

John Cena by $John Cena$ December 3, 2015

JOHN CENA!! 

JOHN CENA

And the new president of the USA is JOHN CENA!!!
You can't see me!

JOHN CENA!! by RnnyG..... '-' December 22, 2015

John Cena 

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream John Cena

hey dude, Yesterday I John Cena'd your Sister and her Anus felt so good man

John Cena by JOHN_FUCKING_CENA January 12, 2016

John glover 

A gay cunt who has a baby dick squeaky voice and most likely has no mum because i mean who would want a kid like that??

His gay john glover

John glover by Streaks sausage August 27, 2019

John Aquino 

Massive cock and pussy destroyer. Straightest coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Gets more pussy than a animal shelter. His intelligence exceeds that of Einstien.

Oh my god! Beckky. John Aquino has the biggest dick ever! Let’s have a threesome.

John Aquino by 2nibbaskissin November 19, 2019