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Chris

Chris is a faggot baby daddy who doesn’t care about anyone other than himself

Very abusive and never their for his youngest

Loves to manipulate and claims he is the victim
“I’ve never felt so down in my life

“Omg are you dating a Chris?”
by popskittles November 6, 2022
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Chris

A cute, sweet, and smart boy who usually has history first period and is in the rotc program at school.
Jack: "Yo did you see Chris today in school? he looked so good."
Zack: "dude are u gay?"
by Choochie Man November 23, 2020
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Chri

He is a horizontal Cornelius, which is the man of mysterious. Smoking joints in the dark he got money on the side 10k on the line oh yea. 24 hours driving to the Steven, Bay Area hotels expensive. He don’t give a fuck his name is Chri Chri Chri. He got bars and titties scoop scoop scoop mothafucka you see me.
Grip on the Glock (Chri), control the block (Chri)
Flood the whole box (flood) with nothin' but rocks (flood)
by Cela24 May 13, 2023
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chris bruecken

Got laid last night. It was Chris bruecken
by Merc42 December 2, 2018
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The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.
"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"
by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018
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Chris

A guy who fakes his sickness and stays home playing Fortnite
Chris is sick
by Gejebe December 11, 2019
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